Retirement Over The Hill Gag Gift Sign

Retirement?ÿOver The Hill Gag Gift Sign

Perfect Retirement gag gift

The Sign is 11" x 9"

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"The time has come to savor life,

To play some golf, to fly a kite.

Travel the world, catch some fish,

and bask in sweet do-nothing bliss.

I'm trading necktie noose and traffic jams,

for a condo in Florida & a knee sock tan.

Retirement is here at last,

you working stiffs can kiss my ass!"

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Cosplay Events
Haunted Houses
Theme Parties
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Dress-Up & Role Play

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